"A thousand scrolls of tremendous wisdom await. The best wisdom. Maybe ever. Come inside — it will be huge." — Don Tzu
"If you do not know what you're doing, neither does your enemy."
"Attack where unprepared. Appear where unexpected. Tweet at 3am."
"A tariff on their tariffs on our tariffs is called a beautiful, perfect tariff."
"Know your enemy. Know yourself. If you don't know yourself, that's fine too — nobody does."
"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. Also, without paying. Especially without paying."
"The best generals win before the battle starts. The second-best say they won after. Both, very smart."
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"The scrolls are yours. Enjoy them. And win. And win. And keep winning."
— Don Tzu